10 znaków.....

TEN SIGNS YOUR GUY IS GAY!

(troche dopiszałem swoje uwagi.....;))

An awful, terrible outbreak's been reported from the Flemish part of Belgium: Apparently, such a large number of Flemish women are stuck in relationships with closet cases that newspaper HET LAATSTE NIEUWS (The Latest News) came up with these 10 signs that you're just his beard... or his fag hag. A translation- with commentary. You're welcome, Katie Holmes!

Does your guy seem a little gay? While most would certainly shake their heads with a resounding "NO", to others this is a terrible dilemma. Do you take a chance by asking him or do you keep your doubts to yourself? An honest confrontation seems to be the ideal solution- and these ten signs might tell you whether or not you're on the right path.

1. His bathroom rituals- sounds stereotypical, but they are a hint. Look how closely he follows his shaving- and grooming rituals. Look at the number of products he uses. Of course a man should look after himself, but if he needs more than 2 hours a day to get ready that should raise a red flag. Are there more of his beauty products or an equal or larger number of shoes in the closet?
(HEH!!! true.... Mam wiecej butów niz 5-u polaków razem....:) a co do kosmetyków.... bywały czasy ze miałem wiecej niz Jago...)

2. Gay men often idolize divas and celebrities with an exuberant lifestyle. Who of them doesn't love Cher, Whiney Houston, Queen or Elton John?
(Oagh, YES! Of course. Whitney, Celine and Kyle....:)

3. It may sound like a stereotype, but gay men like watching 'women's TV'. Make-over or beauty shows, home- or lifestyle shows are all very popular.

4. Who's he looking at when you're going out? Does his gaze drift to other men? Does he focus on cute guys? Or is he not looking at all? Like it or not, all (straight) men subconsciously look at other women. Does he make eye contact with other men? He might be interested!
(czyli uwaznie..... niejednego znam....)

5. Gay men often don't feel comfortable in public restrooms. They keep it in or rather use the stalls than the urinals. If he refuses to go or wants to go home, this may be a hint to his sexual orientation.
(i jesli długo jest tam..... hohhoo.....no wiece co facet moze robic, nie?)

6. Straight men often have problems understanding gay men. That doesn't mean they're homophobic, they just don't get it. If he's fighting for gay rights or quoting gay torchbearers, he might try to justify his orientation.

7. When it comes to gaming, it's clinically proven that gays rather choose the female character - or the hottest dude. Straight guys, on the other hand, choose from a variety of male characters.

8. Listen to the compliments he makes. Does he tell you how great you look or that your jacket goes awesome with those tight jeans? Does he mention your nail polish or jewelry? Remember: Gays are fashionistas!
(So… basically EVERY man who has ever made a compliment to a woman is secretly gay? This is going to do wonders to the fine chocolate... uhm... wine... ERM... beer and chips...? industry. Because when it comes to words, no one's safe! Straight men: Take note! You can buy her those tickets to the game as a gift now. She'll appreciate you being so butch. But she might be lesbian. Or something. - Ed.)

9. Is his MySpace (If you don't remember that one, it's like facebook. Only lamer. -Ed.) full with male friends you've never heard of? Does he have a secret online profile? Social networking sites are ideal places to be yourself. The plot thickens when friends send him sexy pictures! (If he puts his tricks on the same facebook page as you and not on, say, his Manhunt or Gaydar page, you should not only break up with him because he's gay, but also because he's an IDIOT. - dodałbym ze w polsce: fellow.pl....)

10. The classic to hide his own orientation: He hates gays! A strong negative reaction towards gay men is one way of hiding one's own sexual feelings.
(szczerze mówiac moze byc zwykły prostak tez.....)

(zródło: stad)